orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

g0tmelikexo:

I never did

g0tmelikexo:

I never did

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

skrillexwubs:

jackhawksmoor:

fangirltothefullest:




THIS IS THE CREEPIEST GIF I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN

skrillexwubs:

jackhawksmoor:

fangirltothefullest:

THIS IS THE CREEPIEST GIF I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN

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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

tennants-hair:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this

toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is thisimage